A wine bong exists, and it will brighten your bunker. Order a porrón (Spanish wine pitcher) online and use it with a high-quality, affordable sparkling wine like Piper Sonoma Brut NV (California, $17). 🥂
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Muffuletta Spread | Oldman’s Wine for Your Bunker #12 | Luca Bosio Langhe Arneis
Your bunker needs muffuletta spread. In tribute to hard-hit New Orleans and Louisiana, I recommend this tangy relish for your bunker; it will be like Viagra for your taste buds 🚀 (order on Amazon). And we pair it with an ideal wine: light, floral, zesty Luca Bosio Langhe Arneis 2019 from Piedmont, Italy.✨🇮🇹
Time for Emergency Wine | Oldman’s Wine for Your Bunker #10 | Château d’Yquem Sauternes
Château d’Yquem: there is no substitute. This is what happens when you hit emotional Defcon 1 🚨 and have to pull out the heavy artillery. Featuring: nectarous, peacock’s-tail-like Château d’Yquem 2006.
Cabin Fever Wine | Oldman’s Wine for Your Bunker #8 | Stag’s Leap Wine Cellars ‘Aveta’ Sauvignon Blanc
Are you experiencing cabin fever a la The Shining🪓? I’ve got the antidote. Featuring the citrusy, zesty, tropical Stag’s Leap Wine Cellars ‘Aveta’ Sauvignon Blanc 2018 (Napa, $25). It is a soothing, bridge-building wine.
Saber the Virus! | Oldman’s Wine for Your Bunker #7 | Juvé y Camps Cava
Saber the Virus! 🗡 Symbolizing our efforts to fight coronavirus, using the dry, vibrant, cherry-and-red-apple-y Juvé y Camps NV Brut Cava Rosé of Pinot Noir ($15, Spain). 🍾 🇪🇸