A wine bong exists, and it will brighten your bunker. Order a porrón (Spanish wine pitcher) online and use it with a high-quality, affordable sparkling wine like Piper Sonoma Brut NV (California, $17). 🥂
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Muffuletta Spread | Oldman’s Wine for Your Bunker #12 | Luca Bosio Langhe Arneis
Your bunker needs muffuletta spread. In tribute to hard-hit New Orleans and Louisiana, I recommend this tangy relish for your bunker; it will be like Viagra for your taste buds 🚀 (order on Amazon). And we pair it with an ideal wine: light, floral, zesty Luca Bosio Langhe Arneis 2019 from Piedmont, Italy.✨🇮🇹
A Fanny Pack?! | Oldman’s Wine for Your Bunker #11 | Amble + Chase Provence Rosé (Wine in a Can)
I just bought a fanny pack. Find out why it, and canned wine, are not as HUMILIATING as you might think. Featuring: delicate, lemony, raspberry-tinged Amble + Chase Provence Rosé 2019 (4 pack/$20, France).
Garlic Power! | Oldman’s Wine for Your Bunker #9 | Tasca d’Almerita Tascante Etna Rosso from Sicily
Do not underestimate garlic power. How to make your kitchen smell like an old school Billy Joel song 🎶, and the perfect wine to drink with it. Featuring the lithe, crisp, wild cherry-smoke/ash-scented Tasca d’Almerita Tascante “Ghiaia Nera” Etna Rosso 2017 🇮🇹. It is a screaming bargain at only about $15, and combined with roasted garlic, it will bring joy (and perhaps immunity) to your bunker.🛡
Cabin Fever Wine | Oldman’s Wine for Your Bunker #8 | Stag’s Leap Wine Cellars ‘Aveta’ Sauvignon Blanc
Are you experiencing cabin fever a la The Shining🪓? I’ve got the antidote. Featuring the citrusy, zesty, tropical Stag’s Leap Wine Cellars ‘Aveta’ Sauvignon Blanc 2018 (Napa, $25). It is a soothing, bridge-building wine.
