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It is time to learn Australian. Do you know what “my shout” means? Are you full up to “pussy’s bow”? Use your time in quarantine to learn a new skill. Let me teach you some Australian 🇦🇺, featuring the zesty but creamy, lime-and-nutmeg, gorgeously balanced Leeuwin Estate Art Series Chardonnay 2016.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCO-yc-kxyA
A wine bong exists, and it will brighten your bunker. Order a porrón (Spanish wine pitcher) online and use it with a high-quality, affordable sparkling wine like Piper Sonoma Brut NV (California, $17). 🥂
Your bunker needs muffuletta spread. In tribute to hard-hit New Orleans and Louisiana, I recommend this tangy relish for your bunker; it will be like Viagra for your taste buds 🚀 (order on Amazon). And we pair it with an ideal wine: light, floral, zesty Luca Bosio Langhe Arneis 2019 from Piedmont, Italy.✨🇮🇹
I just bought a fanny pack. Find out why it, and canned wine, are not as HUMILIATING as you might think. Featuring: delicate, lemony, raspberry-tinged Amble + Chase Provence Rosé 2019 (4 pack/$20, France).
Do not underestimate garlic power. How to make your kitchen smell like an old school Billy Joel song 🎶, and the perfect wine to drink with it. Featuring the lithe, crisp, wild cherry-smoke/ash-scented Tasca d’Almerita Tascante “Ghiaia Nera” Etna Rosso 2017 🇮🇹. It is a screaming bargain at only about $15, and combined with roasted garlic, it will bring joy (and perhaps immunity) to your bunker.🛡
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