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It is time to learn Australian. Do you know what “my shout” means? Are you full up to “pussy’s bow”? Use your time in quarantine to learn a new skill. Let me teach you some Australian 🇦🇺, featuring the zesty but creamy, lime-and-nutmeg, gorgeously balanced Leeuwin Estate Art Series Chardonnay 2016.
A wine bong exists, and it will brighten your bunker. Order a porrón (Spanish wine pitcher) online and use it with a high-quality, affordable sparkling wine like Piper Sonoma Brut NV (California, $17). 🥂
Your bunker needs muffuletta spread. In tribute to hard-hit New Orleans and Louisiana, I recommend this tangy relish for your bunker; it will be like Viagra for your taste buds 🚀 (order on Amazon). And we pair it with an ideal wine: light, floral, zesty Luca Bosio Langhe Arneis 2019 from Piedmont, Italy.✨🇮🇹
Château d’Yquem: there is no substitute. This is what happens when you hit emotional Defcon 1 🚨 and have to pull out the heavy artillery. Featuring: nectarous, peacock’s-tail-like Château d’Yquem 2006.
Are you experiencing cabin fever a la The Shining🪓? I’ve got the antidote. Featuring the citrusy, zesty, tropical Stag’s Leap Wine Cellars ‘Aveta’ Sauvignon Blanc 2018 (Napa, $25). It is a soothing, bridge-building wine.
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